- Never give me work in the morning. Always
wait until 5:00 pm and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
- If it's really a "rush job", run in
and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps.
- Always leave without telling anyone where
you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when some asks where you are.
- If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books or
supplies, don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function in case both
my arms get broken and opening doors is good training.
- If you give me more than one job to do, don't
tell me which is the priority. Let me guess.
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- Do your best to keep me late. I like
the office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do.
- If a job I do pleases you, keep it secret.
Leaks like that could cost me a promotion.
- If you don't like my work, tell everyone.
I like my name to be popular in conversation.
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- If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them
until the job is almost done.
- Never introduce me to the people you're with.
When you refer to them later, my
shrewd deductions will identify them.
- Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your life.
- Tell me all your little problems.
No-one else has any and it’s nice to know
someone is less fortunate.
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